The best laid schemes o' mice an' men . . .

. . . Gang aft agley, to quote Robbie Burns. He's basically saying the same thing as Proverbs 16:9, but thousands of years later in that way cool if sometimes unintelligible Scots dialect.

Anyway.

The surgery center and insurance company are arguing about me, so my surgery has been postponed a week.

So, other than frustration, all I have today is this:

Bacteria, for a friend who thought they were cool.