. . . Gang aft agley, to quote Robbie Burns. He's basically saying the same thing as Proverbs 16:9, but thousands of years later in that way cool if sometimes unintelligible Scots dialect.
The surgery center and insurance company are arguing about me, so my surgery has been postponed a week.
So, other than frustration, all I have today is this:
Bacteria, for a friend who thought they were cool.